MY FRIEND SAM, THE TELEPATHIC WHALE
sci-universe:

My recent favourite.

sci-universe:

My recent favourite.

Skeleton war tearing families apart
justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

how many bowls of coco puffs can i eat before it goes off the next time

it went off again!!!! fuck tgis im eating breakfast

thr fire alarm went off just now and theres no fire and im gonna murder whatever set it off its 2 fuckin am

inquisitorwren:

Mass effect is great if you’re secure enough in your sexuality to recognize you’re attracted to space crickets, space salamanders, space frogs, and literally everything in between.

what is home stuck
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