My recent favourite.
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
thr fire alarm went off just now and theres no fire and im gonna murder whatever set it off its 2 fuckin am
Mass effect is great if you’re secure enough in your sexuality to recognize you’re attracted to space crickets, space salamanders, space frogs, and literally everything in between.